It’s a tough world out there for men! We’re constantly surrounded by women and we just want to tell them how much we’d like to have sex with them! But it’s hard to know when a woman walking down the street wants us yell, “Nice ass there, baby!” or “Why don’t you whip those bad boys out for me, toots?”
Well, worry not my manly men! Playboy has developed a special flowchart for you to follow. Now you’ll know when it’s appropriate to scream “SHAKE IT BABY!” at a woman on the street!
If you’re still confused after this chart, you’re probably one of those creepy freaks in the Men’s Rights movement who can’t figure out why those “bitches” won’t sleep with you.