Manly Rick Perry And Sean Hannity Are ‘Patrolling’ The Border In A Boat With A Machine Gun

Texas Governor Rick Perry and Fox News’ Sean Hannity played dress up today as they went on patrol with the Texas Dept. of Public Safety to secure the Rio Grande from that dastardly invasion of dangerous Latino children:

Rick Perry was in the Air Force for 5 years but the closest he’s been to combat is signing off on 275 executions. Sean Hannity, for all his square jawed pretensions to manhood, was too much of a pussy to go through with his promise to be waterboraded for charity.

But here they are, posing with machine guns with very serious looks on their faces. Rest easy tonight, America. Your right wing warriors are on the job! Maybe they’ll have the chance to live out the conservative dream: Legally shooting a brown person.

3 comments for “Manly Rick Perry And Sean Hannity Are ‘Patrolling’ The Border In A Boat With A Machine Gun

  1. July 10, 2014 at 5:39 pm

    Pussy ass posers! Can you imagine it if there was really live fire exchanged? Hannity would piss himself like an over-hydrated geriatric on lasix and Perry would have 200 others on his payroll act as his human shield and do the dirty work.

  2. Piobair
    July 11, 2014 at 7:11 am

    We fund and train the death squads that drag their parents away in the night, gang-rape their economies with NAFTA, carpet-bomb their agrarian societies with dirt-cheap government-subsidized surplus Big Ag corn, then we terrorize small children and bravely do photo ops with automatic weapons at the border as if it were North Korea.
    Every time I think that I couldn’t possibly be more ashamed of America, someone surprises me.

  3. July 11, 2014 at 10:56 am

    I suppose we should be glad that Dick Cheney wasn’t at the trigger.

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