2. (L) To piss off as many conservatives as humanly possible using facts.
(C) To piss off as many liberals as humanly possible by ignoring all facts.
3. (L) To mock religious fundamentalists. Especially evolution denying Creationists.
(C) To embrace religious fundamentalists. Especially evolution denying Creationists.
4. (L) To vote for a working government. America has problems to solve for the benefit of all..
(C) To vote for a broken government. America is solving too many problems for the benefit of people who are not me.
5. (L) To look forward to a brighter future for everyone.
(C) To look back at a brighter past for everyone that looked just like me.
I wish this was an exaggeration….Oh well. HAPPY NEW YEAR!