So we’re waiting for Maria to have her period so we can calculate her ovulation date. Of course, now that she WANTS her period, she ain’t getting it! I’ve adapted the old maxim of “A watched pot never boils” to the above title as we all wait impatiently for Maria’s uterus to get its act together. Hurry up! I’ve got an itchy…wanking hand? Never mind. Moving on!

While we wait, let’s watch a singing uterus!

In other news, I’ve informed my father of his impending grand-daddiness and he was perfectly fine with it. One parent down, 4 to go and the others won’t be as easy…