Poor Mitt, he really wanted to suck up to his rabid anti-Obama base soooo badly. He wanted to prove he could zing it to Obama with the best of teabaggers! He wanted to revel in Obama’s “failure!” He wanted to rub his nose in it!

He’s just not very good at it. Also, he’s a giant, throbbing dick. How do we know? Take a look at his face after delivering his remarks on just what a terrible person Obama is for doing something he didn’t actually do:

At least four Americans have been killed in Libya, including the United States Ambassador, J. Christopher Stevens and Romney is smiling. SMILING! Yeah, he loves America. Rah-rah.