A tragic assault of the freedom of religious institutes to force their morals on slutty women!

Awarded to Mike Kelly (R-Screaming Mimi) for the following:

“I know in your mind you can think of the times when America was attacked. One is December 7th, that’s Pearl Harbor day. The other is September 11th, and that’s the day of the terrorists attacked. I want you to remember August the 1st, 2012, the attack on our religious freedom. That is a date that will live in infamy, along with those other dates.”

What terrible deed occurred that would stand with the murder of almost 3000 Americans and the attack that led the US into WWII?

Free contraceptives for women.

Yes, women with insurance will now be able to get their contraceptives without a co-pay thanks to Obamacare. This is important because birth control can run anywhere from a couple of hundred to a couple of thousand dollars a year. This causes many poor and lower income women to not use it and that results in unwanted pregnancies. That, in turn, leads to abortions. You’d think that the GOP would be in favor of this, but NO! That might make women think they can have sex without consequence and that is just wrong! It’s so wrong that it’s just as bad as 9/11 to have religious institutions pay for it! Even if their employees do not share their views! Calamity! Horror! Disaster!

For taking a minor issue (women having sex regardless of what their employer wants) and turning it into an tragedy of epic proportions, Congratulations, Mike Kelly! You’re a Drama Queen!!