Gay Watch! The Final Day!on July 28, 2012 at 2:18 pm
The countdown is finally over!
Tomorrow is it! I’m going to that wedding and the mere sight of two men sharing vows will magically turn me gay just like the GOP fears! I can finally divorce Mrs. Filthy Liberal Scum and begin my new life with the not-so-secret object of my gay lust, David Hasselhoff!
Look at that! How many men can wear a shirt with their OWN FACE on it and still look awesome? NONE! That’s who! Except for The Hoff, that is. Is it any wonder we’re going to spend the rest of our newly gay lives together?