Jul28
The countdown is finally over!
Tomorrow is it! I’m going to that wedding and the mere sight of two men sharing vows will magically turn me gay just like the GOP fears! I can finally divorce Mrs. Filthy Liberal Scum and begin my new life with the not-so-secret object of my gay lust, David Hasselhoff!
Look at that! How many men can wear a shirt with their OWN FACE on it and still look awesome? NONE! That’s who! Except for The Hoff, that is. Is it any wonder we’re going to spend the rest of our newly gay lives together?
Well, I just hope we, your loyal followers, will be invited to the wedding. Seems only fair.
But don’t hassle the Hoff.
Justin, I wish you and the Hoff all the best!! Let us know when you two set the date so I can mark my calendar.
I’m wondering, if you and your new hottie attend a straight marriage, will that take the gay away and send you back into the arms of the ex-Mrs. Filthy Liberal Scum?
Justin, you are just toooooo funny. Good luck with the gay thingy. Wish the grooms good luck and happy life from me. Just curious what the Mrs. FLS has to comment on this.