When in doubt, dig the hole so deep, people lose sight and forget about you.

Awarded for the following statement via ThinkProgress:

All I said was gun control was implemented, and then governments proceeded to violate human rights,” Mr. Wurzelbacher said. “Nowhere did I mention the Holocaust or was I even talking about it.

Really? So when you said, in your juvenile ad, “In 1939, Germany established gun control. From 1939 to 1945, 6 million Jews and 7 million others, unable to defend themselves, were exterminated,” what, precisely, were you talking about? Were there another 6 million Jews killed somewhere that only imbeciles know about? I’d be interested to know about that. Please, share your secret knowledge with us! Or, instead, you can own up to your shameless exploitation of the Holocaust for cheap theatrics. You could exercise a little “personal responsibility” that conservatives are always so keen on until it’s their turn.

Joe’s going to be a great Republican politician, he can look you in the eye, deliver the worst lie ever and fully expects his base to believe. And they will, too. Why? He said the magic words that make the conservative brain stop working: He blamed the liberal media.

What’s next for Joe?

“All I said was Negros used to work for free. Nowhere did I mention slavery.”

“All I said was the South was attacked and forced to give up its rights. Nowhere did I mention the Civil War.”

“All I said was that if we lose at the polls, second amendment remedies might be necessary. Nowhere did I mention armed insurrection.”

Congratulations, Joe! You’re the Ultimate Douchebag!!