I’m very worried about my daughter, Anastasia. She’s unreasonably stubborn, does not like to compromise, doesn’t understand Climate Change or basic economics. Her absolute favorite words are “No!” and “Me!” She yells a lot but doesn’t make much sense and her spelling is atrocious. She throws a temper tantrum when she doesn’t get her way. I think she might be a conservative.

She’s two years old.

The next Sarah Palin?