Awarded to Bristol Palin the single mother who was knocked up in high school, for lecturing any adult, never mind the President of the United States, on what makes a good family. Perhaps if you were more than a celebutard I might care. I look forward to your inevitable Playboy spread when you realize “Daughter of Sarah Palin, the failed half-term Governor” is not much of a resume when your application to Fox News gets rejected and the paparazzi stop showing up.

In the meantime, Congratulations! You’re an attention whore just like dear old mom and this is all the attention I’m willing to spend on you.